Bijakkah Anda?

Bijakkah anda?
Ujian Dementia Betapa cekapnya anda!

Di bawah ada ( 4 ) soalan dan satu soalan bonus. Anda perlu menjawab dengan pantas. Anda tidak boleh mengambil masa, perlu menjawabnya segera. OK? Mari cuba , lihat sendiri berapa pantas dan hebatnya diri anda..... Ready? GO!!! (lihat bawah)


Soalan Pertama: Anda menyertai perlumbaan. Anda mengejar dan memotong orang yang kedua. Sekarang Anda ditempat yang ke berapa?

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Jawapan: Jika jawapan anda tempat yang pertama, sudah tentu jawapan anda salah! Jika anda memotong orang kedua sudah tentu anda mengambil tempatnya, tempat kedua!Cuba jangan lihat atas semula untuk soalan seterus.

Sekarang jawab soalan kedua, tetapi jangan ambil terlalu banyak masa seperti soalan pertama OK ?


Soalan Kedua:Jika anda memotong tempat orang yang terakhir, jadi anda di tempat...?
(lihat bawah)

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Jawapan: Jika jawapan anda tempat kedua terakhir, anda salah lagi.. siapakah yang terakhir, bagaimana anda boleh memotong orang yang terakhir?Adakah anda pantas dan cerdik?


Soalan Ketiga: Soalan kira-kira bermuslihat! Perhatian: Ini mesti dilakukan tanpa menggunakan fikiran sahaja . Jangan guna kertas dan pensil atau mesen kira-kira. Cuba lah...Ambil 1000 dan campur 40 . Sekarang campur lagi 1000 . Campur lagi 30 .... Campur lagi 1000 . Campur lagi 20 ... Campur lagi 1000 . Campur lagi 10 ... Berapa kah jumlah semua? Lihat bawah untuk ...jawapan..


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Adakah jawapan anda 5000 ?Jawapan sebanar adalah 4100.Jika anda tak percaya gunakan mesin kira-kira.! Mungkin ini bukan hari anda kan ? Mungkin anda boleh jawab soalan yang akhir ini dengan betul ... Cuba.



Soalan keempat: Bapa Mary ada seramai lima orang anak gadis: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. Apakah nama anak gadisnya yang terakhir?


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Adakah jawapan anda Nunu? Salah! sudah tentu Salah. Namanya Mary. Baca semula soalan!


Okay, cuba jawab soalan bonus: Sorang bisu pergi ke mini-market untuk membeli sebatang berus gigi. Dengan mengayakan lakonan memberus gigi ia berjaya menerangkan hasratnya kepada pekedai dan ia berjaya membeli berus gigi itu. Seterusnya, seorang buta pergi ke mini-market, untuk membeli cermin mata hitam, bagaimana dia menerangkan kepada pekedai itu hasratnya. ...?

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Dia hanya membuka mulutnya dan menyebut apa yang dihajati.


How was it?
The questions are quite good right?

Moral: Read the questions carefully.

Tree, Leaf and Wind: The Leaf part

Leaf

During Pre-U days, I like to collect leaves.
Why?Because I felt that for a leaf to leave the tree she has been relying on for so long,
it will take a lot of courage.
During the 3 years of Pre-U I was on very close terms with a guy.
Not B-G-Relationship kind. We were just friends.
But when he had his 1st girlfriend, I learnt a feeling I never should have learnt - Jealousy.

The sourness in the heart can't be described by any word.
It's like 100 rotten sour lemons. Sourness to the extreme limit.
They were only together for 2 months.
When they broke up, I hid my strong sense of happiness.
But after a month, he got together with another gal.
I liked him & I know he liked me.
But why wouldn't he pursue me?Why didn't he make the first move?
Whenever he had a new girlfriend, my heart would hurt.
Time after time, the pain grew bigger.
I began to suspect that this was a one sided love.
If he didn't like me, why was he so good to me?
It was beyond what you would normally do for a friend.
Liking a person is very heart wrenching.
I can know his likes, his habits.
But his feelings towards me, I can never figure out.
You can't expect me to ask him right?

Despite that, I still want to be by his side.
Care for him, accompany him, love him.
Hoping that one day, he will come & love me too.
It's like waiting for his phone call every night, wanting him to send me an sms.
I know that no matter how busy he is, he will make time for me.
Because of this, I waited for him.
The 3 years were the hardest to go through & I really want to give up.
Sometimes, I wonder whether I should continue waiting.
The pain and hurt, the dilemma accompanies me for 3 years.

Till the end of my 3rd year, a 2nd year junior begins to go after me.
Everyday he pursuits me relentlessly.
From outright rejection to a point in time when I felt that I'm willing to let him have a small footing in my heart.
He's like a warm & gentle wind, trying to blow a leaf away from the tree.
In the end, I realized that I didn't want to give this wind a small footing in my heart.
I know this wind will bring this badly battered leave to a far away & better land.
Finally I left tree, but the tree only smile & didn't ask me to stay.
Leaf departs is it because of the blowing Wind or because Tree didn't ask her to stay??

I'm loving it: the everlasting task...

uuuuu....i've started working. though still under probation but it's very indeed tiring and exhausting. not physically but mentally. well, if it's mentally tiring, it affects the body also right? i realize that it's been a while since i've updated my blog. Not that I don't have any intention of doing it but, it's just that I don't know what to write in it. Besides, the difficulties of finding the places in surfing the internet, limits me in doing it too.

Penat ah cakap omputih. Finally, the job is here and it's up to me now. There aren't many people in the department but thank God they are the friendly kind of people. As the job I'm doing right now is definitely not my field, these people are willing to teach me slowly and tell me how I should do it. Even my boss is very nice too. (forgot to tell you he's a kelantanese. a very nice man.) Uuuu....hari-hari penat. takper....Jia you! Jia you!

aku memang dah lama tak tulis blog

Aku memang dah lama giler tak tulis blog. Tak sempat bercampur baur dengan tahap kemalasan yang maksimum. Aku lebih ralit dengan benda lain bila mengadap komputer ni. paham-paham jela kalau dah mengadap internet. rasanya sesiapa yang mengenali aku di UIA akan sangat mengenali aku yang sangat fokus kepada benda yang mengarut daripada benda yang berfaedah. brain lebih fokus kepada komik dan youtube. friendster pun dibuka bila rasa dah lama sangat tak buka.

Bila aku cakap kat kawan-kawan aku yang aku nak keje di Kelantan sangat ramai yang memberi sokongan. Thanx a lot friends. tapi hakikatnya mencari kerja di kawasan ini memanglah susah. aku selalu geleng kepala. aku selalu cakap kat mak aku..."che..last skali..adik mesti jadik cikgu kan?." Me..? Being a teacher? It sounds a bit weird and believe me...aku memang tiada niat untuk menjadi seorang guru. apatah lagi profesyen perguruan ini sangatlah memerlukan kesabaran yang tinggi. No...! I am not a patient girl. aku hormati profesyen ini and seriously I don't wanna ruin it with any of my attitude though my sister said that I suit to be a teacher. An ENGLISH teacher. hahaha...that's the worst part of my life. Not that I hate the subject. It's just that I am not good in explaining languages to other people. You know what I mean?

sejak akhir-akhir ini juga terlalu banyak idea datang mencurah-curah. teringat kenangan lama di mana hobi aku lebih kepada berkarya dan jadi mek jiwang. hahahaha...I'm good at writing u know.

Tree, leaf and wind : The tree part

This is a forwarded e-mail. It's a nice short story. I hope you'll like it.

Tree

The reason I'm called tree is because I'm good at painting trees.
Overtime I start to use a tree on the right hand corner as a trademark for all my watercolors painting.
I have dated 5 girls when I was in Pre-U.There's one gal who I love a lot but never dare to go after her.
She doesn't have a pretty face, doesn't have a good figure, and doesn’t have outstanding charm.She is just a very ordinary gal.
I like her.
I really like her.
Like her innocent, like her frankness.
Like her cuteness, like her intelligence and her fragility.
Reason for not going after her is because I felt somebody so ordinary like her is not a good match for me.I'm afraid that after we are together all the good feelings will vanish.I'm also afraid other's gossips will hurt her.
I felt that if she's my girl, she will be mine ultimately & I don't have to give up everything just for her.
The last reason, made her accompany me for 3 years.
She watched me chasing after gals, and I have made her heart cried for 3 years.
She wanted to be a good actress and I was a very demanding director.
When she saw me holding hands with my 2nd girlfriend, she just smiled.
The next day, her eyes were swollen like a walnut.
I purposely didn't want to think about the cause for her to cry but laughed at her the whole day.
When everybody went back home, she stayed alone crying in the classroom.She didn't know that I returned from soccer training to get something.
I watched her cry for an hour or so.

My 4th girlfriend didn't like her.
There was once when both of them quarreled.I know that based on her character she was not the type that would start off the quarrel.But I still sided with my girlfriend.
I shouted at her and her eyes were filled with shock.
I didn't care about her feelings and walked away with my girlfriend.
The next day, she still laughed & joked with me like nothing had ever happened.
I knew that she was very hurt but she didn't know that my heart ached as bad as hers.

When I broke up with my 5th girlfriend, I asked her out.
After going out for a day, I told her that I have something to tell her.She told me that coincidentally, she had something to tell me too.
I told her about my break up and she told me about her getting together.
I know the guy.
He has been going after her for quite a while.
A very cute, full of energy, lively and interesting guy.
His pursuit for her has been the talk of the school.
I can't show her my heart ache but could only smile & congratulate her.
When I reach home, the heart ache is so strong that I can't stand it.
It's like a heavy weighted stone on my chest.
I couldn't breathe.Wanted to shout but can't.Tears rolled down & I broke down & cry.
How many times have I seen her cry for the man that doesn't acknowledge her presence?
During graduation, I read an sms in my hp.
It was sent 10 days ago when I broke down and cry.
I haven't read it since then.

It says "Leaf departs is it because of the blowing Wind or because Tree didn't ask her to stay?"

currently

Book: The Ambler Warning , Robert Ludlum.
Satu Janji, Ramlee Awang Murshid.
Songs: Peach, Ai Otsuka.
Endless Story, Yuna Ito.
Hajimari No Kaze, (can't remember who sings da song)
Movie: Nana.
Drama series: Spring Waltz, Numb3rs, CSIs, The Man of the Vineyard.
Comics: Fruits Basket, Nana
Anime: Colourcloud Palace, Jigoku Shoujo 2.


Don't blame me. I've got nothing to do! =)

sudah...

Presentation?
No more.

Assignments?
No more.

Quizzes?
No more.

Headaches during exams?
No more. hahaha...

Learning? Always....

The end of my undergraduate studies. =)
But learning...never ends. =)

busy but...

I'm starting to get busy. With LOP classes and all of the assignments and quizzes and coming midterms, this is what the student's real life should be. Busy and enjoyable. So sad that I can't study Japanese and Mandarin anymore. Not anymore, but no enough time. But somehow, I manage to sleep early. Weird huh...? Well, maybe that's the reason why I can't find time to open my 'Buku Pelajaran Jepun' and 'Mandarin for Everyone'. Aiyak...Forget to photocopy Fatimah's book!

I'm hoping to improve my English this semester for we have to do a lot of conversation in English instead of Bahasa. Minna san, o-shite kudasai onegai shimasu! (n_n)V

Pinjaman [?]

Pinjaman
Mata yang hitam pekat
Kulit yang putih bersih
Hidung mancung terletak
Bibir merah tersenyum manis
Bukanlah hak milik abadi
Hanyalah pinjaman

Pinjaman
Harta yang menimbun
Ilmu yang bergunung
Isteri yang tercinta
Suami yang tersayang
Juga bukan hak milik abadi
Hanyalah pinjaman

Pinjaman
Makin dipegang erat
Makin sayang untuk dilepaskan
Makin banyak memenuhi ruang
Makin sukar untuk diuruskan

Semuanya adalah pinjaman
Tiada yang milikan abadi
Tiada yang kekal.

p/s: Loan tak masuk lagi. Uuuuu...

salam eid'...

Selamat Hari Raya Haji. Kepada yang tidak pulang, mungkin ada sebab yang munasabah ya. Petang ni bakal pulang ke kampung yang tercinta dan menemui bonda dan ayahanda yang tersayang. Doakan hamba selamat tiba nanti. By the way...What are you willing to sacrifice this year?
(n_n)v

The sky speaks...

Let me present you da colour of the sky in Teluk Cempedak. It was around 6-7 p.m. And I really love it...

The darker sky...

Suka yang ni...

CATERPILLAR!

Ada ulat yang sangat besar dan comel. Berduri-duri dan sedang bergerak sangat perlahan ke arah longkang. Masa ambil gambar ni, kitorang baru balik daripada cafe (food sangat okay!) nak tengok? Masa mula-mula tengok macam geli gak...

Mesti jadi BUTTERFLY yang cantik! Go CATERPILAR! (safe journey!) =)

The weather, the wave and the birthday party

Walaupun incident ni dah lama berlaku tapi nak jugak bagitau kat korang. We went to TC (teluk cempedak) last 17th December. It was my two good fren's birthday. Beria la pegi plan untuk ke TC sebab rasanya macam best ajer kalau dapat sambut birthday diaorang kat sana.


15122006 (Friday)

* plan to have Muni's and Amy's birthday party at TC
* list all the needed things to be brought to the party
* list all the friends going (16 of us--3 cars)

16122006 (Saturday)

* buy all the listed items
* muni and Amy shared the birthday cake (a very nice cake...sangat sedap
* pack other necessary things

17122006 (Sunday)

It RAINED!

Moral of the story: Kita hanya merancang. Tapi Tuhan yang menentukan. Namun begitu, kami tetap pergi ke TC. Dalam keadaan hujan yang jarang-jarang berhenti dan ombak yang sangat best we really enjoy the day. Walaupun tak follow the plan, tapi kitorang sangat happy and I know we'll always appreciate the moment. Happy belated birthday to Muni and Amy.

Kek muni and amy yang sangat sedap

(secret recipe : chocolate indulgence)

p/s: hari tu jugak menerima mesej dari someone yang aku selalu miss. Kami dekat tapi jauh. kwang. kwang. kwang

I miss them!

I miss this little baby....



And this little girl...



Dah lama tak jumpa kanak2 dua orang yang kat atas ni. Sangat rindu. Err....Johor banjir skang kan?

Malas lagi...

Walaupun hidup di Kuantan ni sangat sesuai untuk study tapi aku tetap malas. Bak kata orang itu dulu, gen malas memang dah ada kot. Kwang kwang kwang.

Masalahnya kemalasan aku ini sebenarnya lebih kepada malas untuk stadi dan membelek buku2 AKADEMIK. Di ulangi BUKU-BUKU AKADEMIK! *sigh*. Malas...malas...dan malas.

Masa sekolah menengah dulu, cikgu maths aku pernah cakap, nak rajin pun kena doa. Aku doa ajer. Tapi agaknya doa tak makbul lagi kot. Sebab aku rasa tahap kemalasan aku masih tetap begitu. Tak pernah ada ura2 untuk menurun atau yang sewaktu dengannya.

p/s: Gambar di atas tidak berkaitan dengan mana2 perkataan di dalam post ini. Perhiasan semata. ----Ini anak sedara aku. Nama dia Adam. Atashi daisuki! (n_n)v

living with no regrets

'Andai ditusuk dengan jarum besi, maka itu lebih baik daripada menyentuh perempuan yang tidak halal bagimu.' - at-Thabrani -

p/s : Post ini tidak berkaitan dengan yang hidup atau yang mati. Sekadar peringatan untuk dirimu dan aku yang dikhuatiri semakin hanyut dibawa arus yang bernama 'kebiasaan'.

moving to Kuantan

Aku dah pindah ke Kuantan. Mula-mula sedih sebab aku bakal merindui Gombak walaupun dulu selalu jugak komplen semasa kat sana. Bersyukurlah kamu yang berada di sana. Tapi bila sampai kat sini, ok ajer life. Dari segi suasana, rasanya sini quite peaceful. ehm...rather peaceful...ano...very very peaceful. Kiranya kat sini boleh stadi dengan tenang sebab sangat sunyi dan senyap.

Kuliah sangat jauh. Boleh di gelarkan sebagai 'the faraway land' (teringat cerita zaman kanak-kanak dahulu). Panas sebab kurang pokok. Tapi okay aje sebab kat gombak pun panas gak. Walaupun selalu naik bas dan kuliah kat gombak takderlah sayup mata memandang tapi, kalau berjalan di tengah hari, penat lah gak.

Kat sini betul-betul blaja independent. Kat Gombak ader abang kesayangan. Takder duit ajer, call. Nak balik lepak kat umah ajer, call. Kat sini tak mungkin dapat berbuat demikian. Walaupun ader ajer relatives kat sini tapi tak sama. Aku penyegan orangnya. (hontou desu ka)

Mujurlah ader fatimah, penyelamat masa lapang aku. Time free ajer, ajak fatimah kuar ataupun enjoy life ngan dia blaja jepun n baca komik. Nasib baik jugak ader Laa, risau aper-aper, aku lepak ajer kat bilik dia. Ataupun Lina and Amy, yang tak pernah jemu untuk kongsi feelings and troubles ngan aku. Or maybe Muni yang ader ajer lawak tak kering gusi daripada dia. Felt appreciated. Minna san wa atashi daisuki!

Pendek kata, hidup di Kuantan ni takderlah teruk sangat. Okay ajer. Patut bersyukur pun sebenarnya. Lagipun, ni final sem aku kat sini. Next sem buat IT and lepas tu bolehla pikir nak kahwin ke, nak sambung master ke, nak kumpul duit banyak2 ker. Dulu, ader gak perasaan nak kawin masa blaja. Skang ni dah malas nak pikir. That's it. kwang3.

Aperpun, aku tetap rindu Gombak. =)

are you for real?

Pernah tak korang dapat mesej yang buat korang wonder..."Dia ni apehal?" Sangat tak suka.

Untuk lelaki yang di luar sana, kalau tak suka, cakap tak suka. Jangan mengada-ngada nak main words ngan pompuan. Tak baik. Pompuan ni sensitif. Mereka boleh pikir banyak benda dan boleh misinterpret benda yang ntah apa-apa. Diaorang bukan psikik yang boleh baca mind orang. Atau x-ray yang boleh tembus hati korang. Kalau suka, tapi kawan ajer, tak payah nak beromantik-romantik. Cakap betul macam kawan. Tak payah overacting. Kalau suka, tapi tak mampu lagi nak kawin skang, tapi nak suruh dia tunggu, cakap atau bagi hint elok-elok. Tak baik leave dia hanging macam tu. Wakatta? Araso? Fahimtum? Understand?

Author emo hari ini kerana mood yang tidak menentu berikutan beberapa peristiwa yang melibatkan kawan-kawan sekelilingnya. Segala ucapan terkasar adalah perbuatan yang tak disengajakan dan bertujuan baik. Sekian, terima kasih.

minggu ini minggu yang parah

Minggu ini minggu yang parah. Duit mengalir seperti air sungai yang jernih. Atm bank bagai teman karib di waktu lunch hour dan lepas terawih. Walaupun lebih kurang 2 minggu je lagi tinggal kat kolej tapi tetap risau kerana ketiadaan bank PAMA di Malaysia buat masa sekarang.

Minggu ini minggu yang parah. Masa lebih banyak bersama komputer dan manga serta assignment dan presentation yang mendatang. Kerisauan untuk mengkhatam al-qur'an several times turut datang bertimpa-timpa. Sedih. Risau. Bercampur baur.

Minggu ini minggu yang parah. Otak ligat berfikir untuk pulang ke rumah. Otak juga hebat berimaginasi tentang migrasi ke kuantan nanti malah sibuk berfikir tentang barang-barang sepanjang pemastautinan sejak dari matrix hingga ke main campus. Otoke?

Minggu ini minggu yang parah. Mata bertukar warna dari putih jernih ke merah menyala. Berjalan seperti di awangan. Wajah tak berseri seperti selalu. Letih. Penat. Malas berfikir.

Minggu ini minggu yang parah. Minggu depan macam mana agaknya?

Malas nak fikir jugak. Aperpun, kena ganbare. Buat sumer keje sampai habis. Lepas tu perah otak untuk final plak. Nanti dah nak grad...Lepas tu sambung blaja lagi. Pastu, masalah(?) sama jugak happen. =) Yokatta!

apakan daya

Ramadhan da datang. Tapi sedih sebab bila orang pegi solat terawih atau bukak puasa dengan penuh nikmat atau baca qur'an dengan bestnya, aku hanya mampu telan air liur. Tak mampu untuk berbuat apa-apa. *sigh*. Susah betul jadi pompuan. Maka, bermulalah operasi mengisi masa lapangku dengan pelbagai kerja yang tak berfaedah termasuklah mendownload komik yang berjuta itu serta berada di lab Linux ataupun di GPCL sehingga aku mengetahui apa rasanya menjadi orang eskimo.

Sambutan ramadhan kali ini pun macam tahun-tahun yang lepas i.e without the presence of my mom and dad. Rindukan diaorang sepanjang ramadhan ini. Apapun, aku doakan mereka sihat walafiat di Tanah Suci di sana. (Dah lama tak bukak puasa dengan makanan dari air tangan che....uuuuuu..sedih....)

Raya tahun ni bakal diiringi dengan kebimbangan final exam. Yelah, exam lepas raya. Apapun, sangat berharap tahun ni boleh buat dengan lebih berjaya as to take the barakah from the ramadhan month. Harap kalian pun sama.